Elinwhore

I'm Ellie, just a 17 year old from Wales who likes to spend her time
performing in a circus. maybe one day i'll do something useful and become successful but somehow i doubt it. This is my blog sorry about the mess

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via cazzrose)

vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself

(Source: supagirl, via infinite-waffles)

the world has changed, and none of us can go back.

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via onceinasuperthronelifetime45)

diazrar:

i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there

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(Source: champagnepuppies, via infinite-waffles)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via pizzasgaycousin)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via cazzrose)

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler, via rachkin)

school:ew
classes:ew
homework:ew
hogwarts:ayyyyyy
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